- Andrew: I'd rather send her a clone-a-willy
- Me: I know, but she'd use it on David /shudder/ and do you really want it to look like "gee, sorry that your husband is practically dead-beat, but here: now you can keep his willy forever!"
- Andrew: LMAO
- Me: "and look! it glows in the dark!"
"Andrew, you got to thank my mum"
Wed, 18th Apr — 0 notes
So.. He wanted me to prove my love by writing his name across my face.
lets just say I got looks xD
Dear Emily #3
No fight, he just wanted to say that he missed me <3
Knuckle Tattoos
I designed the idea for this, but not only are my hand’s too fragile, all my friend’s hate the idea xP whatever..
ok, so I love these shorts..
dunno why.. probably because when I see the ‘MS’ on the pockets, I think of ‘mmtist’ (you know.. like in techno? ‘nntst nntst’?)
Dear Andrew #2
ended up ‘starting shit’, or so he put it.
so here I am, sobbing.
Dear Andrew
I’ve been asking Andrew for a while why he loves me and how he knows that he really wants to marry me..
so maybe it’s time I respond to his videos(;
